Sunday, 6 March 2011

The Midge ( sweet revenge )

As the early morning sun rose across the glen i smiled as i knew today was going to be one of those long lazy summer days.
As i turned to head back to the bus a familiar noise stopped me in my tracks
The constant buzz that could only be a midge the sound that over the years has sent people packing vowing never to return ..

I looked down at my arm and aye there he was dagger already unsheathed and dug deep into my arm his belly filling with my blood

I watched as he pulled back ready to set off and find a wee cosy spot by the river to savour his meal.
Then our eyes met and that look of smugness crept across his face knowing he was part of the mighty midge hoard and no one but one takes them on .
I was about to agree and retreat, with the pain still racking my body from that first summer bite
when i noticed his expression change at first confused i soon realised that he was the only ONE..

laden doon with my blood he buzzed and whined his way into the air , i watched as he turned and headed to the burn
oh no you don’t you wee shite ..

with flip flops flapping hat a spilling i set off in search of my revenge
over the heather and across the river i chased him,
all my army training coming to the fore
flip flops dragged from my feet in the thick mud i cared not a jot . onward determined that this was one wee battle i would win.
know matter which way he turned the fat old hermit was close at heal
stopping but once to roll a fag..
up the side of the steep rocky ben i followed him till at last and with my last breathe i collapsed next to him sitting on a rock

we once again we traded looks the dark shadow of defeat etched across his face i leaned forward and
picking him up i gently squeezed till my blood eventually dribbled from him into my mouth…

and whispering into his ear “now bugger off and get your own food “
i turned exhausted but Happy.

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