Sunday, 20 November 2011

Devils Ditch (Stonehenge stories) The devils ditch page 1

Devils Ditch (Stonehenge stories) The devils ditch page 1

Devils Ditch (Stonehenge stories)
The devils ditch page 1


The smoke was drifting up the track, past all the buses and assorted vehicles. It was coming up to summer solstice, and we’d been herded into this lane, some 15 miles from Stonehenge by the police. For the last few months we had all been getting more and more hassle from them, while we had gathered all around Stonehenge for the solstice at various sites.

It was early evening, and there were people every where in various states i.e. drunk drugged etc. I reckon there were at least 30 vehicles, and at both ends of the lane was a blockade manned by police trying to stop us from moving. We’d been there at least four days, and we had all been trying hard to get the vehicles ready for the off, whenever that came. We weren't sure whether the police were going to move in to trash us all, or move us on again (scary times)

But for now, it was good to sit at the fire with some good people and enjoy a smoke. We had had a journalist from some paper or other, at the fire after a story, and we had eventually agreed if he got us some baccy and booze, which he did.

During the night we all decided to head off in two days, and head to the stones, sitting there with Mark going over what we had been up to that day, I was so happy. In the morning we had gone up the track and found an old dumped car, which, after a struggle we managed to pull from the river and onto the lane. It had its wheels but no tyres, but we got the tow chain on it, and headed down the track to where the police blockade was.

I really don't know what we thought we were doing. there was no way the police would allow us to drag this thing all the way to the nearest scrap yard 10 miles away, but by that time we really didn't give a shit what the police thought. Pulling up to the blockade with Mark in the lanny and me sitting in this heap laughing my head off, but trying to keep a straight face on, as one of the doors fell of onto the road. We pulled up slowly to within 3 yrds when one of the coppers stood out in front of us, and ordered us to stop. I thought for a second Mark was going to carry straight on, but then I noticed the brake lights go on. The copper walked over with the sternest face, asking us where the F**k do you two idiots thing you are going with that thing. Mark instantly replied "The scrap yard, why?" We were really acting deadly serious knowing we would be turned back, but he was such a twat that we just kept the joke going, and eventually somehow he agreed we could take it, but only after he tested the brakes.

I was totally shocked and looked at Mark, who just shrugged his shoulders and we watched this idiot get into the car. I was struggling like mad to keep a straight face, looking at this copper sitting in the car no tyres, one door missing and no glass in any of the windows. " Right he shouted, slowly pull ahead until I tell you to stop" Mark got into the landy, and I swear to god that git headed of at about 60 mph with this copper shouting "STOP STOP STOP" when Mark leaned out and said "Cool" and slammed the brakes on. Well the copper was right, the brakes were shit and he went straight into the back of the tow bar on the landy !!

I watched as the copper got out fuming saying " You’re not taking that anywhere " and headed off to were the rest of his mates where, who I could see were struggling to keep a straight face.

I simple said "Thanks officer, glad someone knows his stuff about cars"

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